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Your Perfect Match According To Your Zodiac Signs

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Believe it or not zodiac signs are indicators of our personalities and characteristics. That’s like not believing in the sun, moon, and the stars.

Zodiac Signs

Your signs just DON’T match. The signs all there. The constant miscommunication, the energy is off, and the sex is bad.

Believe it or not zodiac signs are indicators of our personalities and characteristics. That’s like not believing in the sun, moon, and the stars.

Now, for the believers and the people who love me:

Here is what I found out from my research on Zodiac signs. Find your zodiac sign Below and see who is your best and worst match.

Below are some of the worst matches you could think of when encountering The Zodiac.

Some individual signs are listed more than once, because well…… They are some of the worst signs to date. They’re terrible and can barely get along with themselves let alone another zodiac sign.

Now hold on, I don’t make the rules, I just write these blogs.

Now to the matches, ok so first things first, I like all kinda hoes especially the ones with big titties. Sorry I got distracted, back to these zodiac signs.

To get this Show on the Road, I’ll start with the biggest HOES of the zodiac.

1. Aries (March 21- April 19)

Worst match: Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Being the free spirited person that you are, you love calling wherever your head hits a pillow, HOmE. You’re always out and about. You tend to put yourself first and some may call you selfish.

Now how is that going to work? Where’s the compromise? The accommodation? The Adjustment? Where?

Nothing turns an Aries on more than adventure(hoeing), leaving behind everything they know, maybe even leaving behind everyone( including those moody ass cancers.)

A Cancer craves security and at the same time is too insecure to ask for what they need. Cancers really love bitching.

Aries deserves adventure. Cancer deserves more.

Aries, your perfect match is the Sagittarius.

2. Taurus (April 20- May 20)

Worst match: Scorpio (October 23- November 22)

Everyone in their life falls for a Scorpio at least once. They are demons who seem to possess their partners sexually with a little manipulation on the side & they take joy in it.

Scorpios are naturally alluring, maddening, sexy, transforming. While, you the Taurus is reliable, practical, ambitious and sensual but for Taurus, they are just perpetually confused by Scorpio. You are both fixed signs, so you BOTH are stubborn.

Two mfs that ALWAYS, ALWAYS want their way. No compromising in this match, & that’s just toxic. Scorpio makes Taurus unable to accept the truth.

A Scorpio would tell a Taurus exactly what it is, “bitch I don’t want you, you’re not that cute!!”

As a Taurus you crave stability, so you want to hold on to figure it out, and the Scorpio isn’t very much interested in being held on to. Taurus……. YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO. The Scorpio will always win here, you’re not as emotionally strong as a Scorpio.

This is a tit for tat relationship. Taurus are extremely possessive wants to possess, But the Scorpio is already Possessed. So ummm, good luck with that Taurus. But ultimately these two do not speak the same language.

Taurus, your perfect match is the Virgo.

3. Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Worst match: Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Well, well, well…. What do we have here? You’ve met your match Gemini, literally. A Gemini dating a Gemini is like the devil dating the devil. These unstable creatures can’t even handle their own sign. Let’s take that in.

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Being a Gemini is A LOT, A LOT.

Unfortunately Geminis, are smarter than most.

Lying comes easy for you Gemini. So if there are TWO liars in ONE relationship, who believes who? Gemini you are gifted in the mind. That being said, you and another Gemini is like some sick game of chess. Both of you love to play mind games. You’re two moves ahead, but the other Gemini is already 4.

Gemini projects two different personalities in one & you will never be sure which one you will face. So hold up, two Gemini’s in one relationship that equals about 4 motherfuckers. It’s too much brain power between the two of you.

Gemini, your perfect match is the Libra.

4. Cancers (June 21- July 22)

Worst match: Sagittarius (November 23- December 21)

Cancers do yourselves a favor and never involve yourself with a Sagittarius. They will trick you. Sagittarius are charming, will charm you right out your panties your damn panties.

Sags are very much like the Aries but the Aries are blatantly assholes & the Sag is the snake charmer. Cancer, you’re just too sensitive for a Sag. Toughen the fuck up, this is a cold world.

Your sign cares so deeply about family, & home, you’re emotional, sensitive, and intuitive.

Sags do care, but in their own way. Sags are the sneaky cheaters. They will leave you scratching your head because they’re not an obvious asshole. Cancers, you have a heart of GOLD! Find a nice earth person who can handle your tears, and settle down.

Cancer, your perfect match is the Pisces.

5. Leo (myself) (July 23- August 22)

Worst match: Leo (July 23- August 22)

On paper, this match seems perfect, ideal, the epitome of chemistry. I mean you finally, finally have someone who understands your loyalty, your royalty, Your je ne sais quoi, Your big, big heart!

But that Damn Pride! Leo’s (me) your pride will be the death of you. Imagine two Leos full of pride trying to see who’s going to apologize first… let’s imagine this. Who will swallow it to admit feelings first? And who, exactly, is in charge here? Leos are headstrong, dominant, and arrogant.

Two of these creatures together sounds like catastrophe. Leo, you want to let your guard down but and deep down you’re insecure. You can be an amazing lover and partner, but you need a LOT of external reassurance to get there. Let’s admit it, we love our ego stroked. A leo bows down to no one without that first.

Stroke a Leo’s ego and you have their heart.

So, you’ll both be stuck liking & lusting one another, but waiting for the other to swallow their pride.

Watching and Waiting… Sis it’ll never happen with a Leo. You both crave to be worshipped and not to worship. It’s a frustrating battle of the wills. Just let your guard down Leos so somebody can love yo ass.

Leos, your perfect match is the Libra.

6. Virgos (August 23- September 22)

Worst match: Gemini (May 21- June 20)

At first the mental stimulation really turns you on. You’re like okay, I can do this, I can do this.

Virgo, when dating a Gemini you feel like you finally found someone who can keep up. Virgos are intelligent, humble, and patient.

But a Gemini, a Gemini is restless.
Geminis are like Tasmanian Devils, they’re coming and they’re going and THAT’S exactly how they’ll do you. In and out of your life Virgo.

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Virgos stop fucking letting people in and out of your life! You’re kinda like a Gemini’s plaything. They use you when they feel like it. It’s the old “Cat and Mouse” game. You’re too loyal, too forgiving. Geminis play mind games with you and fucks with your sanity.

Geminis come to kill, rob, and destroy your very structured and calculated life. It’s fun until it ain’t fun no more.

Virgo, your perfect match is the Taurus.

7. Libra (September 23- October 22)

Worst match: Scorpio (October 23- November 22)

Libra, you are a darling people pleaser who seeks harmony. You are lovely, lovely to be around and a wonderful friend.

A Scorpio will either be extremely jealous of your large circle or they will prey on your insecurities to make you serve them.

Scorpios who hurt y’all?

Why are y’all so manipulative, devious, and undermining? Seek help, seek therapy or something.

Libras stop being so damn nice and learn how to say no.

A Scorpio wants to go deep, where a Libra flies up high, prefers lightheartedness, things that feel good. They are usually gentle, peaceful, and appreciates beauty. Libras find themselves taking the high route, and leaving the devilish duties to the Scorpio.

But a Scorpio doesn’t like to see any sign too pure. Not on their watch, they’ll make sure to undermine the never saying No Libra. This couple is like the little Angel and Devil on your shoulder. You two are vibrating on different levels.

Libras stay the fuck away from a Scorpio.

Libra, you’re perfect match is the Gemini.

8. Scorpions (October 23- November 22)

Worst match: Aquarius (January 21- February 18)

Scorpio, you have a power to figure everyone out.

Aquarius makes a point to not be figured out. That’s why these two just won’t work. Aquarius are always hiding their identity, while the Scorpio is on a hunt to find out who the Aquarius really is.

The Scorpio is passionate, intelligent, strong willed, but also very JEALOUS & Secretive.

Deep down Aquarius wants to be loved unconditionally, but they will never pass the tests you the Scorpio puts forward. The same people who are possessive, secretive and jealous are giving out tests.

Scorpio, your perfect match is the Scorpio.

9. Sagittarians (November 23- December 21)
Worst match: Taurus (April 20- May 20)

A Sag finds truth in expansion. You tell a Sag to pack their bags and guess what they gone do? A Taurus finds truth in exploring well-known paths.
Taurus are honestly boring as fuck, they only like to sleep and eat.
Sag loves adventure, spontaneity, and enthusiasm.

Taurus’ insecurities drives Sag insane!

Why are Taureans so emotionally insecure/sensual and Sags so emotionally detached? What happens when fire meets earth? Nothing because these two signs will never mash, not in this lifetime nor the next.

Taurus wants to take their time, to seduce slowly and deliberately, to have every detail planned out. While a Sag wants you to pull over and fuck them in the car. Sagittarians love spontaneous shit.

A Taurus finds truth in building a home, a Sag finds truth in their symbol, an arrow, hurtling toward the Next Big Thing.

Sagittarius your perfect match is the Aries.

10. Crazy Capricorns (December 22- January 20)

Worst match: Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Capricorns exaggerate everything and are extreme pessimists. What I love about a Capricorn, is that you don’t understand most people’s motivations.

Yours are clear. Success. Family. Loyalty.

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Once you love someone, you really love them even when they don’t make sense to you. But involving yourself with a Gemini? Gemini’s aim to get you off track. You know you don’t play about your money, but a Gemini wants to see if you love them or your money more.

So what is the truth?

Are you choosing a Gemini or your success?

Geminis don’t give a fuck about you darling, they aim to make you uncomfortable and for you to please them by any means necessary. They will figure out exactly how to earn your loyalty and will then use it against you.

You’re willing to go to the end of the earth for your partner and a Gemini is willing to push you there.

Capricorn, your perfect match is the Taurus.

11. Aquarius (January 21- February 18)

Worst match: Leo (July 23- August 22)

Aquarius and Leo both believe they have a bigger purpose. Leos love to dominate and be the King in their own world, & they don’t mind having peasants around but the Aquarius, they believe in equality.

An Aquarius would never bow down to a monarch, and especially not a damn Leo. Your Signs are completely opposite.

What feeds you drains the other and vice versa.

Aquarius wants an equal partner. A Leo aims to be worshipped and honestly has Aquarians fucked up! Aquarians don’t worship shit but their own personal space. Aquarians are weird as fuck.

Aquarius are their own people, they have their OWN identity, very unique individuals who control their own destiny.

  • Leos need all of the attention, praise, and worship.
  • Aquarius worships no one, they celebrate all.
  • Your values are fundamentally different.

Aquarius your perfect match is the Capricorn.

12. Pisces (February 19- March 20)

Worst match: Aries (March 21- April 19)

Last but not least, we have the Pisces.
The Last sign of the Zodiac, so this sign has a piece of every zodiac in them.

The cry babies of the zodiac which is why you belong with a Cancer. Two cry babies.

Pisces won’t last two minutes with an Aries. Aries have a tendency to burst onto the scene! To arrive! To live their life! And you just don’t understand them. Pisces are very deliberate with who you spend your time with. You are the zodiac’s hopeless romantic.

You love love and you can’t help it, but when dating an adventurous Aries you’re looking for nothing but heartbreak. Pisces believe that love is life’s purpose. Love is all there is!

To Aries, life is more about conquest and adventure. They can be very alluring to you — with their confidence, their zest for life, their FUN — but they are just not very careful with your big, gorgeous heart.

You need to stop being so generous with your love, there’s an Aries ready to take advantage of your pussy ass.

Pisces, your perfect match is the Cancer.

So the worst signs to date are….

Gemini’s, Scorpios, and Sagittarius.

Be cautious if you encounter one of these signs. But knowing humans I know we love temptation. It’s ok to sneak a lil dick or a lil pussy from one of these signs, sneak away.

But whatever you do, don’t fall in love with these charming manipulative creatures.

Y’all fine, bye

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