This week I stumbled Upon some good weird information and I had to share it. I’m sure 99.5% of you all didn’t know about this. This by far will be the craziest article on my website.
Disclaimer: This is article isn’t based on any research done by me. It’s based on some Chinese scholars. As usual the chinese are always right. With that being said I don’t expect any backlash from one of you all.
It’s always been said that you can tell a man’s dick size by the size of his feet, middle finger, thumb etc but did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’s vagina based on her facial features?
IT’S TRUE. Believe it or not, Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination. Pretty cool huh?
Yes, a man’s dick size can be determined from examining his facial features as well, but this post will focus on the lovely pussy.
According to the Chinese Taoist Matchmakers, each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the pussy and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes, lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal!
It is important for the dick to fit perfectly within the pussy for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues. According to compassionatedragon.com In Taoist matchmaking tradition:
If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short pussy.
If she has big, thick lips, her pussy is will be wide and her pussy lips are thick.
If she has deep set eyes her pussy will be deep.
A woman with ‘ skinny ’ eyelids will have a deep pussy.
A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short pussy (not deep).
A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short pussy ( women with short pussies should avoid men with large / long dicks to avoid damage to the cervix).
A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep pussy. The more near sighted she is the deeper the pussy.
A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery pussy. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the pussy. ( Short dicks are not for you boo!)
A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep pussy.
Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic pussy. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘ talking Vagina. ’
A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry pussy.
A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small, crooked pussy. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem.
However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow dick.
If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose, she will have a short wide vagina.
if she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep pussy and a strong s*xual desire.
Big lips: The woman with large lips or a protruding mouth (mouth ka ya Jay-Z) likely has an outer vagina. Her Kitty-Cat lips will be surrounding by the soft pink inner labia hanging out.
Small lips/small mouth: These women will have a small, inner pussy. If you have a really big dick, you won’t be able to fit it all in. This chick will jump when you enter her and hold you back from properly f**king.
Wide mouth: If you see a woman with a wide mouth, when she smiles you can see almost all of her teeth she probably has a vagina the size of the Grand Canyon.
This type of woman will be hard to please, you might feel like your dick is lost in a black hole. If you aren’t sporting a huge d*ck you might want to just forget about satisfying sex with this woman!
There are factors that can create variations of these qualities but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman’s pussy.
Guys, Test these theories out on your partner/gf/potential lay/ for fun and see if there is any truth to it. Some will agree with the blog and some will disagree.
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