Threesome Expectations Vs. Reality

Threesome Expectations Vs. Reality

In theory, threesomes are really hot. Whether you have them with two men or two women the way a threesome fantasy plays out in your head is utterly delicious. Everyone gets their turn, the stimulation is non-stop, and everyone high-fives each other when it’s over and walks away happy, somehow enlightened by the whole experience.
If you’ve ever been in a threesome you’ll agree with some of the points below. On paper threesomes are one of the best sexual acts that you can do. It’s a fantasy that 85% of people have. Ask different people about their experiences and they will all have a different story to tell. No two threesomes will ever sound the same. The dynamics are totally different. I can proudly say that what I expected in a threesome is quite different from the reality of it. Here are six expectations you have for a threesome and the reality that throws a bit of a wrench into the whole thing.

1. Expectation: Everyone Gets Their Turn

Everyone is going to be focused on everyone else! We’ll all have our turn, and it’s going to be fair and hot and sexy and wonderful. There are going to be sooo many orgasms had!

Reality: Someone Will Always Feel Left Out

The term “third wheel” exists for a reason, and nowhere in life is that more evident than in a threesome.

2. Expectation: A Threeway Kiss Is Totally Doable

Getting to kiss two people you find attractive at once? Three tongues and three sets of lips ― oh, yes! It’s like a group hug, but way better! I’m sure you’ve seen this in movies.
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Reality: Actually, There’s Only So Much Room For Noses

Due the structure of our faces, a threeway kiss is impossible. In fact, it’s just very awkward your noses will keep on bumping into each other.

3. Expectation: We Don’t Need Rules; We’re Just Going To Go With It

You’re wild and crazy! You don’t need rules or a discussion beforehand about what you’re into or not into ― it’s all going to be so great!

Reality: You Need Some Damn Rules

In a threesome, you’re pushing your boundaries and, especially if it’s new to you, stepping out of your comfort zone. It’s important to be clear about what you want and don’t want up front. Just because it’s a threesome, doesn’t mean that rules get thrown out the window.

4. Expectation: This Totally Isn’t Going To Change My Relationship With These People

This is my friend and my BF/GF, so how could it possibly ruin, or even change my relationship at all? People think threesomes are a way to bring people closer and create stronger bonds.

Reality: Threesomes Change Everything

Unless you’re having a threesome with two total strangers you never plan to see again (something I advise against), having a threesome with someone you already know is absolutely going to change your relationship. If you have sex with your friends, your relationship will be changed. If you decide to have a threesome with your partner and your friend, it will most definitely change not just your friendship, but your relationship with your partner. These are things to consider, before crawling into bed with two people you love and care about.
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You also need to consider the jealousy factor: Can your relationship handle a threesome?

5. Expectation: Multi-Stimulation Is Going To Be Awesome

In a threesome all three of you are trying as much as possible to stimulate each other. You are multitasking and it seems so fun and hot. You are getting pleasured from two at once.

Reality: Multitasking Is Really Hard

You know how 69 is a total pain in the ass because you’re pleasuring someone while trying to enjoy pleasure? Yeah… so the same thing happens when you’re in a threesome. It’s hard to fully enjoy something when you’re concentrating on working on someone else’s bits and pieces.

6. Expectation: Two-Person Sex Will Never Satisfy You Again

When in a threesome you’re going to be so overly-stimulated and turned on that just one person will never be good enough for you again. You are living out your fantasy.

Reality: You’ll Probably Realize Having Sex With One Person Is Enough

Even if you love your threesome, there’s a pretty good chance that you’ll realize that they’re only best in certain situations or on special occasions. As I said, they’re totally great in theory, but once you’ve had one, you’ll realize that they just don’t work so well in the real life. Three tends to be a crowd, and even the most seasoned threesome person will probably agree.
Give it a shot, get yourself into a threesome and let’s see if your expectations will be the same as the reality. Follow me Instagram @youthamplifypublication @dennismenez

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