Thu. Apr 9th, 2020


The Menez Effect


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I admit it,i worry a lot. I’m concerned about the small things that matter and those that don’t matter.

I’m sure every guy has ever worried about a girls periods. One thing that i have learnt about periods is that:

The more you know, the less scary it is! And the less scary it is for men, the less women will have to worry about what men think about periods! 

Us guys worry about certain things about your periods

  • when your periods begin
  • your safe days
  • if your periods are regular or irregular.

I personally don’t fully trust the safe days theory. Safe days ain’t really safe.Its more like gambling.First you risk then you wait to see the results.And in sex the results may be being a baby daddy sooner than you anticipated.

Pregnancy scares the heck out of me.There was a time my gf’s periods delayed for about 4 days.I was freaking the hell out.In my mind i was like ‘ she’s pregnant’.Funny thing was that i was more concerned than her. She was sure she wasn’t pregnant but still i had to doubt.She was handling the situation like a pro.I had told her we would celebrate when she gets her periods.

Every night during those 4 days i would go to bed hoping that in the morning i would get a text saying she has her periods.And when she finally got her periods i was beaming with joy since i knew i had dodged a bullet.From then i vowed to always be safe.No more risking.

Lil wayne said it best:

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex

’cause you don’t want that late text, that “I think I’m late” text

Heh-heh, so wrap it up.✌

for those who want to be good boyfriends,one night standers,partners here is some periods 101.I have done the research for you guys




To refresh your memory of high school biology, “the lining of the uterus has thickened to prepare for a fertilized egg. If no conception occurs, the uterine lining as well as blood will be shed. The shedding of an unfertilized egg and the uterine wall is the time of menstruation.” This is why missing a period is often the first sign that one of you needs to get to the pharmacy for a pregnancy test, and both of you can start pacing around the apartment in anticipation/dread, depending on the circumstances. Important for both of you to learn and internalize

A pregnancy test can detect a pregnancy SIX days BEFORE she misses her periods if they are pregnant by detecting the presence of a pregnancy hormone.
A period lasts anywhere from two to seven days.

If the girl gets pregnant, the dude isobligated to pay for an abortion if she want one.

Period sex is messy(you’ll want to discuss cleanup if you don’t want your bed to look like a crime scene) but it really isn’t that big of a deal.

She will make excuses when she has it to avoid doing sh*t she doesn’t want to do.

Having her periods is a legitimate excuse for any and all things.

In fact, healthy women lose only between one and six tablespoons of blood total per cycle.

Most girls prefer pads to tampons.This is because they won’t have to insert anything.

Girls having their periods does not mean it’s blowjob week.🙊🙊
They CAN get pregnant when they have their periods.

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 When they say, “It’s almost over,” it probably isn’t.

Having sex with a girl while she is menstruating can actually help relieve her cramps.

A woman will spend an average of 3,500 days of her life menstruating.

Girls can complain about us but we can’t complain about them.

Sometimes girls convince themselves they’re pregnant when really they aren’t, so stop freaking out because it only freaks them out more.

Periods will always be a mystery to us guys but eventually we will figure out how to handle the situation especially PMS(premenstrual syndrome)

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