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17 Positive Side Effects Of Sex (That Will Convince You To Strip Naked Tonight) Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dudes and dudettes welcome back to some menezifaction experience. As usual Thursday is Menezday. I will be your host for the next 5 mins. Today I’m a sexologist and a biologist. I did extensive research on this topic. Last time i taught the ladies how to suck dick. Today I’m educating all of you on…

LETTING LOVE HAPPEN In life there’s love …. In love comes fulfilment, But, We often don’t find what we look for when we love somebody … and Am not talking agape kind of loving, No! No! No! God gave that to us freely, purposely to love every single thing he breathed life into, My kind of love Brings butterflies to life inside us My kind of love Is based on connection, two hearts that perfectly…

Your university years are labelled as “the best time of your life” for many reasons. You meet some of your closest friends, you don’t have your parents breathing down your neck, and you barely have any real responsibilities. You’re partying on the weekends and trying to learn something in between. But when it comes to dating during these years, there is a clear split. Some people are exclusively looking for the casual hook ups while…

To suck or not to suck is a question each and every girl will be faced with in her life. Today I’m going to teach you all the basics. No one will teach you about oral sex, they say you only get good at it by having numerous experience. Well, today I’m teaching you(females) some new skills. I was having a conversation with one of my female friends and this is what she had to…

Perfect girls only exist on Instagram Perfect girls have perfect hair and wear perfect clothes to fit their perfect bodies. They have perfect boyfriends and get perfect grades and they always wear their makeup perfectly. Perfect girls post perfect selfies. Their skin will glow beautifully with the filter they carefully chose and their eyes will shine brighter than any pair of eyes you’ve ever seen before. Their smile will look happier than any smile you’ve…

To my future girl, I’m menez but you can call me tonight 😉😉 Maybe you’re with somebody else right now, maybe you’re unrequitedly in love with someone, or maybe you’re also waiting for your special someone to come – maybe you’re waiting for me, too. You have no idea how much I have anticipated your arrival, I’ve been waiting for so long. Although, I just want you to know some reminders before you finally invest…

Lazy girls make the best girlfriends Lazy girls make the best girlfriends because they don’t expect you to come up with exciting plans every single weekend. They are perfectly happy sitting on the couch, binge-watching your favorite tv shows for the third time in a row. They could cuddle for hours at a time. There’s nothing they enjoy more than being wrapped by your arms and falling asleep together. Most days, lazy girls would rather…

It was on Thursday night and some chiq had cancelled a sleepover that we had agreed on on monday. I was disappointed and bored. Earlier that week i was at a certain gal’s house where her boyfriend caught us. I have never seen a man that mad. But that’s a story for another day. “menez, tuf**k on friday” On friday i was to have a day date so i had to come up with an…

It’s single season for menez and I’m loving it. I love being in relationships because I’m somehow responsible for someone else who is not me. When I’m single I’m bound by nothing or anyone so i can technically do what i want. Now to the blogging part. Men cheat, women cheat. Some friends have cheated on their baes with me. So i concluded something. If this chiqs who swear they love their bfs can cheat…

I always wondered if someone was crazy enough to try and hack our school’s website. Well, someone has already done it and he is so proud of his work. The hacker is anonymous so i can’t know who he is. Our school systems were faulty so to hack it was somehow easy. If i was the one who hacked it i would do so much positive damage. What can happen if a university website is…