Girls Who Smoke Weed Make The Perfect Girlfriends

If you haven’t found the girl of your dreams, then chances are you haven’t met a girl who smokes weed. Stoner girls are awesome.

Here are 10 reasons why girls who smoke weed make the best girlfriends and why you should definitely date a Stoner Chick. A stoner girl can smoke all day and roll blunts with the boys.

Ladies who incorporate weed into their daily lifestyles are the coolest babes of all. A sexy girl is one thing, but a sexy girl who can roll a joint better than a boy brings it to a whole new level.

Here’s why. What’s better than knowing a girl that smokes weed? Dating one, that’s what. Not only do ganja-friendly ladies make the best lovers, but they also are easy to please.

1. She’ll roll a joint way better than you.

Once you get over her superior rolling abilities/your bruised ego, you’ll be hella grateful you have a girl on your team who rolls a J with the agility of a fucking origami master. Women are conditioned to pay more attention to detail than men. No more loose, shoddy joints for you. And when she’s “coming over to chill,” you already know she’ll arrive wielding several blunts. You’re welcome.

After all, rolling your own cannabis can get old. So, why not sit back and let your woman do it for you?

2. You’ll never be bored together.

Of course, everything is better when you’re high. And when you have a woman to blaze with, that opens the door to endless amounts of fun.

You can share delicious snacks, get lost in a good movie, and so much more. Not to mention, the sex is always on point.

3. Lady smokers are independent.

If a woman chooses to smoke weed, then she’s going to do so no matter what society thinks. Why? Because she has a mind of her own and can think for herself, that’s why.

4. It doesn’t take much to make her happy.

She doesn’t sweat the small things.

And even though she definitely eats all your food, she’ll keep it tight. Weed smokers, by nature, typically aren’t high-maintenance. As long as you’re both healthy, and can find a place to curl up together, life is good by her account

I mean, if you can find bomb ass food and something half-decent to watch, you probably wouldn’t hear a complaint from her for months.

5. She’s good at sharing.

Stoner chicks make the best girlfriends because the entire concept of weedsmoking, in general, promotes the notion of sharing. Puff puff pass – that’s sharing. Weed smoking and selfishness never match well together.

6. She thinks for herself.

People who smoke weed get judged. It’s frustrating; most of the time it’s groundless, but – for the most part – it’s also unavoidable. Hey, that’s just the way it is.

In spite of everything, the girl who smokes weed doesn’t give one f*ck about what society says. She trusts her own intuition, and understands: If she likes something, she doesn’t need any further approval. She has an independent mind and, most importantly, thinks for herself. I fuck with that.

7. She has great taste in music.

Stoners have the best taste in music. Take the phone of any girl who stones and check out her music playlist. If you find out she doesn’t have a lit playlist then I owe you some money.

8. She likes to try new things.

Since girls who smoke weed are usually high, they have too much on their mind to let things get to them. Since girls who smoke weed are so chill, they can handle whatever life throws their way. Girls who smoke weed are simply the best.

9. Your friends will love her too.

She’s chilled and fun to be around, what’s not to love?

If you hang out with a girl who smokes weed, you won’t have to worry about your friends not liking her. She’s calm, cool and collected, she won’t be offended by any jokes your friends may have to share. A girl who can hang with your pals is definitely a keeper.

10. She understands how to balance parts of life.

Just because she smokes weed doesn’t mean that’s all she will ever do. Although weed may be her favorite hobby, your girl will still take the time to handle her responsibilities.

Yeah, I get it, smoking weed probably isn’t the most responsible hobby one could pick up. Still, those who manage to find time to get high and also handle their business across all other walks of life, however, in my opinion, are the most well-rounded.

Life is about doing the things you love, do what you love.

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