Oh, the Joy of waking up to those Good Morning Texts! “Good Morning Beautiful” “Wake Up Bitch” You send her “Good Morning Beautiful” EVERY morning, bring her ice cream, listen to her problems, send her cash, show up at her house to check up on her. You are showing complete and utter interest in this woman, basically SUCKING HER ASS……..and she curves you, over & over & over & over again. YOU STILL HAVEN’T EVEN…
"Reasons Women Dislike Nice Guys"Category: dating
This blog is for the fellas that don’t know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about
"How Women Determine If You Have A Good Dick"
You’re beautiful. You have great things going on for you. You’re Intelligent. Men go crazy when they see you. When you walk out the house the thirst (attention) is crazy. You have to reject men daily, even hourly
"How To Know If She’s Suffering From Insecure P***y"
I’m a believer that if you’re in a relationship with someone and not just fucking that you should be able to count on each other during tough times.
"Borrowing Money From Your Girlfriend."
If you’re in a fucked up situation man or woman, you should be strong enough to deal with the hurt of ending it and simply move on to the next one.
"What’s Your Girlfriend’s Expiration Date?"
Body Count is of course the number of dicks you’ve had inside of you and how many pussies you’ve been inside. Dick doers and Dick dealers. It’s ok, it’s human nature.
"Does Body Count Matter?"
This of course is about fucking. It’s my favorite topic, it’s one of my favorite past times. But unfortunately this blog is not about any wild sex stories.
"Fuck & Duck"
Getting a woman’s number can by far be the easiest thing to get confused. As a man we always feel getting the digits is a sign of victory that of course she’s interested back when the whole time she could just be giving it with not one intention of even replying to one single text you send.
"Categories Of Women Who Give Out Their Phone Numbers"
You’ve just had sex. Hooray!
Let us give you a moment to do a celebratory air punch.
"Things That You Should Do After Sex."
What you do after sex is just as important as what you did during sex. If it was that lit I just want to sit back, chill, catch my breathe, maybe drink a cup of water, go 2 sleep, or look at the ceiling.
"9 Things That You Shouldn’t Do After Sex."