Being A side nigga

Everyone knows what an illegitimate child is. The one that never gets claimed when people are around. You go to the family’s home and there are pictures around the house of everyone but that one kid.

Being the side nigga is almost the exact same thing as this except you aren’t messing with your family. A lot of you know guys or have even been the side nigga to a girl.

“Unadate huyo dem? “

“zii ako na boy” This is the most common side nigga statement

Personally I’ve been a side nigga to a certain girl. Was it bad being a side nigga? Hell No. My work was quite simple, i didn’t have to deal with her 24/7. In any relationship involving a man and a woman there are always some advantages and disadvantages.


Advantages

1) You Don’t Deal With Bullshit

If you the main nigga you had to work your way into the pussy. You had to take her out on dates, talking about her prior relationships and guy problems, and being that shoulder to lean on. This shit is aggravating as hell at times and causes a lot of unneeded stress.

But if you want the pussy it’s just something you got to deal with. Being the side nigga alleviates all these issues because she doesn’t expect you to do any of this. All you gotta do is present the dick when her main is away and do things in the bed that he doesn’t.

2) You Are Her little secret

You never have to worry about being caught fucking around with another girl cause she’s worrying about the same shit with her man. She’s sweating every time she gets an unexpected call thinking her boyfriend coming to see her earlier than expected.

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On the other hand you’re trying to go 3 rounds and show her that new position you just learned on pornhub. You can do whatever you want and she can’t say anything so you are free to mess with other girls and avoid her calls or text if you got other booty cheeks lined up.

3) Unlimited supply of p$$$y

If you are a real nigga you will take full advantage of this and turn being the side nigga into a blessing. If you are a side nigga to many women then you will have an unlimited supply of coochie.

You will never have to worry about having dry dick syndrome again (Symptoms include cobwebs and dust flying out ya boxers every time you pull your pants down to take a piss). If your stroke game is on point you could have Mary on Monday, Tiffany on Tuesday Wendy on Wednesday Tasha on Thursday, Caro on Friday and Sarah on Saturday.

Obviously you should take Sunday off to recuperate because that’s the Sabbath and the Lord said “And on the 7th day I rested.”

Disadvantages

1) You Can’t Claim Who You’re Fucking

You ever been chilling with your homeboys and y’all are talking about chicks. Everybody is telling a story of some chick they had sex with, but when it’s your turn you tell the story you try to leave out names. You know what happens next. “bro acha kudanganya, ni dem mgani huyo hutaki kumtaja? ”.

You just sit there while those dummy’s clown you. When in actuality you smacking backs with the baddest chick in the hood. You just have to keep your secret. Its tough and it sucks. But if you wanna keep your pussy around y’all have to keep it lowkey. And your dumbass friends aren’t the ones you should tell if you are trying to keep a secret.

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2) You Can’t Count On Her For Anything

Some nights your mad lonely and you need some pussy. You call her up but she dodging your call because she’s with her real man. Now you gotta stay at home and beat off smh. She can never fit into your schedule because she’s always with her loser ass boyfriend, so you always have to fit her schedule. When she wants you, you just sacrifice your time and meet her.

3) Her Crazy Ass Boyfriend

Her psycho ass boyfriend finally figures out about y’all and when you see him that dude foaming at the mouth. You just fucked up and you know it. Next thing you know he got you in a figure four leg lock and the only way he letting go is if you magically un-fuck his bitch! Now you got your ass beat and she gonna stop hitting you up. You took that L.

4) She’s Not Yours

You log onto Instagram and you see pictures of her at the park with her real boyfriend and that shit makes you mad. You want to be with her. Felling that love, getting those likes on Instagram. Truth is you’re starting to fall for her. And while she may like you. She loves nigga #1.

Your friends say “well at least your fucking” but in your mind, and reality, you just took an L. Sometimes you want to be the one she’s tweeting about, or the one taking her out to dinner, surprising her with dates. But that isn’t your place.

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In most cases you two don’t even go out in public. And when you do you’re introduced as the “friend” side nigga isn’t all good. Especially when you start to catch feelings and you wake up and realize you’re just a flame.

Being the side nigga has its up and downs, just like every social position between a man and a woman. And chances are as an average male you’re going to experience this at least once in your life. Over all it’s a dope eye opening experience. We hope this knowledge we dropped on you can help you be prepared for your next 007 adventure with a cheating ass bitch.


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Dennis Menez

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