Bad Sex – How To Make Things Better
If you’re a man or a woman. One of your sex partners has let you down. They had one job. Just one. That’s it. But they failed miserably. You thought you were coming over to cum, but you came over to leave.
See, there’s all types of BAD SEX :
NO RHYTHM SEX
It’s like, the ladies are trying their hardest to catch your rhythm
BUT You fucking her like you don’t know anything. Moving everything, but you dick. That’s an issue. When you first started having sex, you were probably like “ok, this that shit.” Like Damn ‘this is what people have been talking about all these years.’
THERE IS ALWAYS BETTER SEX.
You think you getting fucked good, but great is out there ready to take your soul.
Good Sex is this: Chemistry + Passion+ Care+ Speaking Up+ Experience. You have to want to please the other person.
Men, you ever had a woman just lay there? Never tried to take initiative? And every time she TRIES to ride your dick it’s a lazy attempt? What a waste of energy.
Ladies, you ever had a man just ram you? Ram you like their life depended on it? How selfish is that really? Men that do this forget that they’re having sex with another human being.
You just laying there, getting rammed. Feeling no type of pleasure or passion. It hurts actually. Speak up and say what you want. Say no to bad sex.
No One deserves bad sex.
The only way to achieve GOOD, GREAT Sex is through Experience and voicing what you do like and what you don’t like.
After all that bad sex, you finally, finally, finally meet your match. It’s like this person makes you want to fuck them. It’s a competition for y’all. CAN YOU KEEP UP?
They showed you what good sex, is. They showed you what adults do. They showed you how to get it how you live. If you’re fortunate enough, you’re never going back to weak sex again. All this talk about what NOT to do, then what the fuck am I SUPPOSED to do?
Thought you’d never ask.
Before we get started, let’s get acquainted with an old pal.
Foreplay: sexual activity that precedes intercourse.
TIPS FOR MEN
1. This is where you would partake in eating pussy. You Don’t Eat Pussy? If you don’t eat pussy, why are you alive? Waste of a tongue. Do not forget about her NIPPLES. They need love too.
After you eat the pussy, caress her nipples, she gone be like you BROUGHT DICK TOO?
2. Slow Strokes/Fast Strokes.
CHANGE POSITIONS. This is important, this is where your rhythm comes into play. I need you guys to act like you Chris Brown. BEAT THE PUSSY UP. Act like Chris Brown again and DANCE in the pussy. Work your hips, fuck her in motion. Practice in the mirror before if you’re nervous.
Changing positions is vital, she’ll feel like you really fucking her up. Don’t forget to be yourself, this is where you’re at ease.
3. Talk please.
Women appreciate this. Ask whose dick is it, even if it ain’t hers. She might be obsessed after that. Be Careful. Don’t promise shit during sex. Don’t promise her the whole world and shit. Stop the lies.
Tips for Women
Please do not just lay there!
Make sure you’re in rhythm with him. If he’s leading, don’t try to take over. Everything should flow naturally. Don’t transition too quick.
Squeeze your pussy muscles.
SQUEEZE periodically. This is in relation to Kegel Excercises. This grips the dick. Pussy feel like a virgin to him. Next thing you know you’re married with two kids.
Men loveeeeeeeeeee this. Stare at him, take his soul. Especially while you’re on top. Try to look sexy please. This is where you choke him.
Lie to him and say that pussy is his. Tell him what feels good and what doesn’t. Say HIS NAME. Tell him when to switch it up. “Harder” “Slow down Babe” “Ooh right here” Instant turn on.
These are just the basics.
Please don’t forget to choke each other! Avoid bad sex at all cost
This blog wishes that your sex Life is as lit as Cardi B’s 2017.
Hi! I’m Dennis Menez; Chief Blogger at Menez.co.ke . Blogging since 1901; I love curating photos + writing about things that irk or inspire me. I love long days in the house and interacting with crazy people.
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