She licked me like a lollipop

To suck or not to suck is a question each and every girl will be faced with in her life. Today I’m going to teach you all the basics. No one will teach you about oral sex, they say you only get good at it by having numerous experience. Well, today I’m teaching you(females) some new skills. I was having a conversation with one of my female friends and this is what she had to…

"She licked me like a lollipop"

Perfect girls only exist on Instagram

Perfect girls only exist on Instagram Perfect girls have perfect hair and wear perfect clothes to fit their perfect bodies. They have perfect boyfriends and get perfect grades and they always wear their makeup perfectly. Perfect girls post perfect selfies. Their skin will glow beautifully with the filter they carefully chose and their eyes will shine brighter than any pair of eyes you’ve ever seen before. Their smile will look happier than any smile you’ve…

"Perfect girls only exist on Instagram"

A Letter to my next Girlfriend

To my future girl, I’m menez but you can call me tonight 😉😉 Maybe you’re with somebody else right now, maybe you’re unrequitedly in love with someone, or maybe you’re also waiting for your special someone to come – maybe you’re waiting for me, too. You have no idea how much I have anticipated your arrival, I’ve been waiting for so long. Although, I just want you to know some reminders before you finally invest…

"A Letter to my next Girlfriend"

Lazy girls make the best girlfriends

Lazy girls make the best girlfriends Lazy girls make the best girlfriends because they don’t expect you to come up with exciting plans every single weekend. They are perfectly happy sitting on the couch, binge-watching your favorite tv shows for the third time in a row. They could cuddle for hours at a time. There’s nothing they enjoy more than being wrapped by your arms and falling asleep together. Most days, lazy girls would rather…

"Lazy girls make the best girlfriends"

My night with 2 Ice Queens

It was on Thursday night and some chiq had cancelled a sleepover that we had agreed on on monday. I was disappointed and bored. Earlier that week i was at a certain gal’s house where her boyfriend caught us. I have never seen a man that mad. But that’s a story for another day. “menez, tuf**k on friday” On friday i was to have a day date so i had to come up with an…

"My night with 2 Ice Queens"

Tempted To Cheat

It’s single season for menez and I’m loving it. I love being in relationships because I’m somehow responsible for someone else who is not me. When I’m single I’m bound by nothing or anyone so i can technically do what i want. Now to the blogging part. Men cheat, women cheat. Some friends have cheated on their baes with me. So i concluded something. If this chiqs who swear they love their bfs can cheat…

"Tempted To Cheat"

TUM WEBSITE HAS BEEN HACKED

I always wondered if someone was crazy enough to try and hack our school’s website. Well, someone has already done it and he is so proud of his work. The hacker is anonymous so i can’t know who he is. Our school systems were faulty so to hack it was somehow easy. If i was the one who hacked it i would do so much positive damage. What can happen if a university website is…

"TUM WEBSITE HAS BEEN HACKED"

Young, Dumb and Broke

It’s been a long week, I’m in one of those moods where i feel like getting high for the 1st time and end up not giving a fuck. Anyway today’s blog ain’t about menez. It’s about any person in TUM with a dick. Most of my blogs come from what I’m going through or what my friends are going through. What my friends go through give me some really great blog ideas and today’s blog…

"Young, Dumb and Broke"

Your Gf’s ex is your biggest threat

Over 70% of guys can admit to having smashed their ex-girlfriends at some point. There’s also a high likelihood that these guys smashed their ex-girlfriends while their ex-girlfriends were dating other guys. On top of that, a lot of guys will tell you that they can comfortably get sex from their exes any time they want to. What does this mean? If you have a chick, be very afraid of the man who used to…

"Your Gf’s ex is your biggest threat"

My night with a sponsor| by divalicious shiko

This story was originally posted on Tukatiane.co.ke . I’m doing a reblog Hold on tight it’s going to be a juicy ride. My name is Divalicious Shiko. I am a proud slay queen, campus student and lover of life. I love writing and I have been wanting to write about my sexual escapades for a long time. If you guys love it, I’ll write another. Enjoy my first story. My heart was pounding in a…

"My night with a sponsor| by divalicious shiko"